Rudyard Kipling"
“When you're left wounded on Afganistan's plains and
the women come out to cut up what remains, Just roll to your rifle
and blow out your brains,
And go to your God like a soldier”
General Douglas MacArthur"
“We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction.”
“It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it.” “Old soldiers never die; they just fade away.
“The soldier, above all other people, prays for peace, for he must suffer and be the deepest wounds and scars of war.”
“May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't .” “The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
“Nobody ever defended, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.
“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.
The Soldier stood and faced God
Which must always come to pass
He hoped his shoes were shining
Just as bright as his brass
"Step forward you Soldier,
How shall I deal with you?
Have you always turned the other cheek?
To My Church have you been true?"
"No, Lord, I guess I ain't
Because those of us who carry guns
Can't always be a saint."
I've had to work on Sundays
And at times my talk was tough,
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.
But, I never took a penny
That wasn't mine to keep.
Though I worked a lot of overtime
When the bills got just too steep,
The Soldier squared his shoulders and said
And I never passed a cry for help
Though at times I shook with fear,
And sometimes, God forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.
I know I don't deserve a place
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around
Except to calm their fears.
If you've a place for me here,
Lord, It needn't be so grand,
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand."
There was silence all around the throne
Where the saints had often trod
As the Soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.
"Step forward now, you Soldier,
You've borne your burden well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell."
Pakistan had nothing to celebrate and so decided to celebrate 25-year-old nuke tests
Tuesday, May 30, 2023
Referring to Pakistan’s achievements, namely one cricket World Cup title and their nuclear status. I request you to reiterate to your audience that though they got nuclear, it was a technology their nuclear father AQK stole from Netherland. If you do not mention this fact the young generation with think that the Pakis have the brains to reach this level.
“As a Pakistani, I propose celebrating every little success we have achieved. I propose the following celebrations:
1. March 26 as Pakistan saving day, as on this day we saved Western Pakistan from disintegration, after losing Bangladesh.
2. July 26, as after the honorable loss of Kargil war, we bravely stopped Indian army from entering into Pakistani Kashmir.
3. September 28, the day when we saved a billion from nuclear annihilation, because we didn’t nuke India, though we could have.
We have at least 365 such days that we should celebrate, so that our happiness index will go up even further.”
Pakistan, instead of trying to get a loan from the IMF, it should take a loan from the corrupted Pakistan army?
