A guy was eating in a gerai mamak. In an oversight, he swallows a coin and chokes.
His wife tries hitting his back, slapping on the neck, shaking him hard without any success to make him spit the coin.
Now the guy begins to show signs of choking - turning blue. The desperate wife starts screaming for help.
A
man gets up from a nearby table, with astonishing calm,
without saying a word, he lowers the guy's pants, squeezes his testicles
and pulls them down violently!
Naturally, the guy with excruciating pain spits out the coin.
The
gentleman with the same astonishing ease and nonchalance returns to
his teh tarik without a word. He was in batik long-sleeves, songkok, thick sunglasses, ring with big stone on his finger, a Porsche Cayenne parked nearby.
Soon the wife calms down & approaches the gentleman to thank him for saving her husband's life.
She asks: Tuan, are you a doctor?
His answer: No, Puan, I am from BN. We are trained to squeeze the balls of the public to make them cough up the last sen. |
Thanks Major,
That's a good one. This is an eye opener for all, if you do not want your balls to squeezed for another 50 years then please vote wisely. I wonder how many of our citizens are walking with sore balls !!!