Cow heads are easily obtained, because they deal in the slaughter of cattle and the selling of beef. Easy to get a cow's or a bull's head. You buy a cow's head, no eyebrow is raised. No problem there, move along.

Pig's head, very difficult to obtain, you just cannot go and purchase a pig's head. Who rears swine? The Chinese. Would it not be suspicious if a member of the majority were to purchase the head of a pig? Can he be seen with the head of a pig in his hand? Will he steal into a pig pen, kill the pig and behead it, to throw it into a mosque? Pigs squeal and make lots of noise. The pig farmer would surely know what is happening and that would be the end of that. Okay, how about purchasing a pig's head in the market? In Malaysia, the place where they sell pork is clearly marked as "halal" ( kosher) or non "halal". Can a member of the majority walk into this area and purchase a pig's head? No way, Jose! These people are agent provocateurs of people with vested interests, losing their political power in Selangor, who are trying to rile up Malaysians into a bloody confrontation, I am talking about "Wild-boar heads found at two PJ mosques".

Four wild-boar heads were thrown early this morning into the compound of two mosques along Jalan Klang Lama, a major road in the southwest of Kuala Lumpur. The heads were found in the compound of Masjid Taman Dato Harun and Masjid Taman Seri Sentosa, both in Petaling Jaya and about 3km apart.Petaling Jaya Selatan member of parliament Hee Loy Sian, who was at Masjid Jumhuriyah, said the two heads were found wrapped in plastic bags before morning prayers about 5.30 this morning.

Zulkifli Mohamad, the imam who leads prayers at the Al-Imam Al-Tirmizi mosque, called for calm and said Muslim saboteurs could be behind the latest incidents."This is the work of some people to stir racial tension in the country. We are shocked by their actions," he told reporters."I want the police to act fast, we ask Muslims to be patient, there is a possibility Muslims could be behind this incident." I like Encik Zulkifli Mohamad, who is a very wise man. So people let us all be cool.

First they tried and provoked the Indians with the cow head. They failed miserably, my hats off to all Indians, you guys were cool. You whacked them using the the internet. That is okay in my book. Of course these morons were indulged by our political masters. That is why they had the 'cojones' to come up with that hurtful action. Violence is never a solution. They were disappointed, as there were no riots. Some people up there miscalculated about the "Allah" issue too, a number of Churches got burnt, some suraus (2 small fires) and mosques got vandalised, oops forgot, a Sikh temple too. Still no riots and violent reaction. They must have been sorely disappointed. Why not hurl pig's heads into mosques, compounds to be exact. That was supposed to be the solution to create riots. Surely they can rein the Chinese in, to a good old blood letting. Nope, sorry, they could not acquire pig's heads. The Malays too did not fall for that. My hats off again!

So they went and acquired wild boar heads, making do with wild boar heads is equivalent to pigs' heads in their convoluted logic. Wild boar head are easy to acquire, by hunters. The majority in the rural areas have shot guns. No problem, you can bag wild boars where there is tapioca, in a rubber estate or the good old jungle, after which you can acquire the head. No one see them, packing wild boar heads in plastic. Okay, being squeamish about touching the boar's head due to religious issues, solve the problem in plastic, brilliant ain't they? I am a bit puzzled about the throwing in of the money though. Anyone out there has an opinion. You do the maths. My third time hats off, to all Malaysians, I salute you for being rational and a great people. Stay with me on this, calm and rational.