This about Pakis in Britain, humourous but true - edit. From the Eye On The World

(UK) Meet Hassan Butt, he’s the younger brother of Omer Butt. You know, that pious devotee of the Islamic faith who refused to deal with NHS patients at his dental surgery unless they subscribed to his version of the Islamic faith. (Women had to don the hijab, Men had to remove gold and keep their women folk in place and policewoman had no right to complain if they were knocked down by his car with him at the wheel)

Well, it seems that one is as bad as the other. You see, while Omar was learning how to bully women around by trying to stick an instrument into their mouths, younger brother Hassan packed his bags and buggered off to the Motherland in which to recruit followers to fight British soldiers in Afghanistan.

Oh how the media loved him and how he had no problem informing the world how he had sent hundreds to their deaths in which to fight the infidel. How he himself had no problem dying for the cause and how in the end Jihad will prevail. Then he hit a problem.

Sick of all the bad press he was giving them. Pakistan told him to sling his hook back to Britain, and tail between legs he returned, and when he was picked up by the Old Bill at the airport, he cried that he was a liar and that he made everything up, and could he please be allowed to live in the infidel's country. And the infidel, fearful of offending his human rights, did.

Well, where one Butt became constipated, the other (Omer) decided to cover the great unwashed with his own brand of religious diarrhea. During one such incident where Omer was arrested for acting like a little shit, Hassan arrived and bemoaned the fact that big brother had nicked his big brother. He did so by referring to the Police as the Gestapo and demanded to know why he was being treated as a Paki. (Err, bugger lugs, have you looked in the mirror lately?) He finished off his one man stand by claiming the police of being ‘rednecks' and belonging to the BNP.

It appears that the days of Muslims playing the victim card may be slowly falling by the wayside, as today Mr Butt was fined £200 and ordered to pay £100 costs and a victim surcharge of £15 for playing the race card in which to try and excuse his own racist behaviour.

I’m sure the Pakistani police wouldn’t have been as lenient towards this upstanding pillar of the Islamic community. But then how do you expect to be treated when your surname is Butt and found guilty of talking out of your arse.